I am now an Uncle.

It is a foreign concept to me, for sure, but one that I’m excited to embrace. The little bundle was born early this morning (about 12:30 a.m.), weighed 6 lbs. 6 oz., measured 19 in. long and is just about the cutest thing ever. (No bias!)

Meet Ireland.

Mom, baby and dad are doing great!

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Miss Camryn Avery!

Brett and Sarah welcomed a nine-pound baby girl into the world on Saturday. According to the Picture Mail I received on my phone, Mom and daughter are doing quite well while dad…well, we always wondered about him.

Congrats you guys!

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That Chiefs game last night sucked.

Here are the non-Chiefs I am blaming for the loss:

1. The Rock (why the Denver jersey?)
2. Geena Davis (I never really liked her anyway)
3. My buddy’s new baby (before he was born, the Chiefs were undefeated…think about THAT)*
4. The guys that tried to carjack someone from my office yesterday, but were foiled by a stick shift (stupid criminals)
5. Ron Burgundy (he lent his nasty look to Jake Plummer)
6. Bradley Cooper (for leaving his Alias character of Will behind to be on a new show, which is pretty good)

*OK…not really, he’s super cute.

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